John was born on a mayonaise farm in Oakland, California. When he was 6 years old his father ran over him with a backhoe. Sparks commenced and his face caught on fire. His mama ran off the porch and put it out with a rake. Then he grew up. He drove through Arizona State University, never stopped, just drove through. Following his pink tutu ordeal, he came out and confirmed he's Tiger Wood's MISTERess #20. OctoMom currently has a lawsuit against him for back child support for all 14 kids. She still claims he is the baby's father. He beat up Jon Gosselin for wearing too many Ed Hardy shirts. He's been in radio for 2.5 years because he hates normalcy. He's married to the hottest woman on planet earth and has 2 kids ages 9 and 12.

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The Many Sides of John Ford